ekjon sottikarer musci lover kake bole?
ekta meye bathroom e gaan gaichhe
snan korte korte…
aar ekta chhele keyhole er kachhe
giye nijer chokh na use kore
kaan use korchhe!! 
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teacher:Algebra:
a=b
aar b=c
mane
a=c
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ekhon amay erokom arekta example bolo.
student:sir, ami apnake bhalobasi.
aar apni panra meyeke bhalobasen.
taar mane holo, ami apnar meyeke bhalobasi…
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chhele aar meyer modhhe ki farak?
jodi ekta chhele ekt meyeke chithhi lekhe,
loke bole”loafer”
aar jodi kono meye kono chhelek chithi lekhe,
take loke bole”pffer”
tofat bujhle?
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buyer:ami ki kore bujhbo je eta khati modhu?
seller:apnar kukur take din khete.
jodi na khay tahole bujhben eta khati modhu
buyer:aar jodi amar kukur et kheye ney?
seller:tahole bujhben eta sottikarer kukur noy..
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wife:amar sathe 10 bochhor?
husband:jeno ek second er moto.
wife:1000 taka ki?
husband:ekta coin
wife:ok,amay 10 ta coin dao.
husband:ek second daro..