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Miser Jokes in Bengali

Chhele: baba, amake choshma kine dao, ami durer jinis kichhu dekhte pai na!
baba chhele ke baire niye gelo.
Surjo er dike dekhiye bollo: ota dekhte pachhis?
Chheleo bollo:haan,pabo na keon?
Baba:tobe re beta! Aar kotodur dekhte chaas tui?!!

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Ram:”ei shyam,amai amar money bag barite rekhe esechhi, amay 1000 taka dhaar dite parbi?”
shyam ram ke 10 taka dhriye diye bollo:
“ja chinta koris na, riksha niye bari ja,
Aar money bag ta niye aye”
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Ek mahajna ek kanjus er bari gelo taka ushul korte.
Mahajan:”tomar baba amr kachh theke 5000 taka dhaar niechhe
Tar 10% suder rate e 1 bochhor e koto hoy?
Chhele: kichhui na.
Mahajan: tumi dekhchhi onko ekebarei jano na.
Chhele:”ami onko jani,kintu apni amar babake janen na….:P

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